By a Lady Who Does Not Want Her Name Mentioned
My love affairs are charming things; My sweethearts all have whistle strings. If you would have a love that's true Just get an old steam engine, too. You'll know the charm of grace and force 'Twill puff so friendly too, of course, You'll want to touch it tenderly You'll think how sweet your love could be. I don't know what would do for you For me it's lovers dreams come true.