Innocents Abroad Or In England It’s Corn

By W. T. Richards
Published on January 1, 1967

R.D. 2, Granville, Ohio

Once in a while Elmer, life comes into real sharp focus and you
realize that land marks are suddenly familiar. I had this feeling
last Saturday when Lyle Hoffmaster and I pulled into an Amishmans
barnyard to load and bring home a 28 inch Nichols and Shephard
thresher. Except for its being 10° above zero and just sun up I had
the feeling that I ought to be cleaning the flues and hunting up
kindling so the Mc Namar Engine would be ready when the dew was
off.

Lyle reminds me a good deal of ‘The Specialist’ in that
he takes pride in having all the rigging on hand and in good
condition. We never made a false move in hoisting the thresher
aboard and hauling it 50 miles.

We still thresh and shred corn at home and last year we declared
dividends to study the art in England. You see the time was ripe
for us in that the kids are about to leave the nest.

Our means of travel was deliberately old-fashioned – overnight
train to New York, Queen Mary to England and return and a British
car while in England. Elmer, we sat on the wrong side of the car
and drove on the wrong side of the road for one thousand miles.

As you might expect we visited Castles, rode a cog railroad and
did the things most tourists do. We also were most polite in
Lampeter, Wales from whence my Forefathers left while the police
were wondering who might have destroyed all those twelve Toll gates
between Grandpappys farm and the only market. British law just
might hold a grudge unto the 4th generation.

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