Farm Collector


R. D. 1, Kearney, Missouri

I’m the seventh son, of a seventh son, of a seventh son of a
son-of-a-gun, and I’ll tell you what there is no more fun than
to give me a steamer that’s bust a seam, a monkey wrench and a
head of steam and a piece of wire to make repairs then stand back
folks and say your prayers, for we’re going places far and
near, and you needn’t believe all the tales you hear. Since the
worst old wreck you ever see has yet a lot of pep and we are going
to have a heap of fun, just getting the old junk heap to run. I
know folks say it can’t be done, but a seventh son of a seventh
son has especial powers from the throne on High and I aim to enjoy
them until I die.

  • Published on Mar 1, 1954
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