Pig’s Threshing Days

By Robert T. Rhode
Published on January 1, 2004
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A highly romanticized vision of the thresher man as depicted in a 1909 advertisement for Swift's Fertilizers.
A highly romanticized vision of the thresher man as depicted in a 1909 advertisement for Swift's Fertilizers.
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A threshing scene as captured on an early postcard, perhaps even somewhere in Kansas, date unknown.
A threshing scene as captured on an early postcard, perhaps even somewhere in Kansas, date unknown.
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Threshing scene, date and place unknown.
Threshing scene, date and place unknown.

Pig Gady was running for his life down an alley in Burlington,
Kan. He clutched a broad-brimmed straw hat in one hand. It looked
as if he were swatting hornets with it, he was sprinting so fast.
He kept looking over his shoulder, until he was sure he had lost
the Industrial Workers of the World men who were chasing him. Pig
slowed to a walk, his sides aching, his heart pounding.

It was 1913, and Pig had just turned 20. Pig was not born Pig.
His real name was Ernest Alvin Gady, but early on he acquired the
nickname Pig, and it was too good not to stick. Pig was in Kansas
to find work on a threshing crew, and there was plenty of work to
do. Wheat fields with honey-colored shocks covered hundreds of
miles across the Great Plains.

The problem was that Pig had run into a nest of angry I.W.W.,
and these Wobblies, as they were called, had demanded that Pig join
their socialist order. Pig wanted nothing to do with the
organization because he had heard they forced neophytes like him to
hide shrapnel inside bundles so as to tear up threshing machines
and bring work to a halt. ‘Now why would anybody want to bust
up a separator?’ Pig wondered, shaking his head in
consternation. Pig sympathized with the I.W.W. goal of higher wages
for workers, but he considered their efforts to sabotage thresher
men as one of the worst forms of criminal behavior.

‘What am I gonna do?’ Pig mumbled, sauntering along.
Lost in thought, he barely noticed the fence beside him. The tall,
rough-cut boards were plastered over with posters and handbills.
Suddenly, a particularly colorful advertisement for the Barnum
& Bailey Circus caught his eye. With his pocketknife, Pig cut a
small red rectangle from the poster. He slipped the card into the
pocket of his shirt and strode confidently along. Heading north on
Third Street, he encountered two men he thought might be Wobblies.
When he was close enough, he flashed the corner of the red
rectangle and winked. One of the men produced an I.W.W. red
membership card from his shirt pocket and smiled. The Wobblies paid
Pig no further notice. He sauntered past them, whistling a merry
tune.

Pig hopped a boxcar, and was soon on his way to another town
farther west. The rhythmic crooning of the train lulled Pig into
daydreaming about the farm where he had recently helped with the
threshing. One of the men pitching bundles into the separator had
suddenly flung his fork toward the cylinder. With a sharp eye, the
engineer had seen what was happening, had blown the whistle, and
had brought the belt to a halt in no time. Luckily, nothing was
damaged.

Pig later commented, ‘That separator man was mad as a
hornet. He cussed that pitcher up one side and down the other for
holding up the works. The pitcher claimed that a bee had stung him,
and that’s what made him lose his grip on the handle of the
pitchfork. The pitcher said it was the engineer’s fault for
setting the thresher so near the beehives. By this time, the
engineer had come over to join in the argument. He blamed the
farmer for keeping the hives too near the barn. Just about then,
everybody thought that maybe it was the farmer’s fault, but he
spoke up and blamed the separator man for selling him the hives.
The farmer yelled, ‘Why, he’s the one who put ’em here
beside the barn!’ The pitcher turned to the separator man and
shouted, ‘So it’s your doggone fault!’ That was a case
of ‘what goes around comes around’!’

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