THRESHING THE WHEAT FROM THE CHAFF

By Joe Fahnestock
Published on May 1, 1974

Now we have the so-called fuel shortage upon us. And some may be
already wondering just what repercussions this might portend for
the steam and gas engine shows. True, ‘Old King Coal’ seems
to be coming back on his throne, having been toppled from his royal
reign over the past few decades by the ‘clean-air’
boys.

But, suddenly warm homes seem more important to us than an
ecologically pure and dust-free atmosphere overhead and around us.
Or at least it feels better to be cozy with a little dirt than so
darned pure and freezing. The main objective now seems to be
survival throughout the winter months while maintaining
transportation the whole year through.

I was amazed, upon rising very early one morning and switching
on the ‘T-tube’ to NBC’s Today Show. The fuel shortage
had just come into vogue, by way of the News Media, and they were
showing a little skit of an old Iron-Man out in Missouri who was
discing his ground with an old 25-75 Russell Steam Engine, firing
it with corn cobs. My thoughts switched immediately to Iron-Man,
Percy Sherman, who was at that time lying in a hospital bed up in
Michigan. Being the great champion he is of the mighty Russell
engine, I naturally hoped he was seeing the same show which was
flittering across my screen, while convalescing from his recent
illness. The announcer jokingly said, ‘This old-timer has
already solved his fuel shortage problems by reverting back to the
Iron Horse.’ Then the old-timer yanked on the whistle cord,
giving several triumphant toots to let the modern world know that,
gas or no gas, he was getting his field ready for planting the
winter wheat. Besides, he was having his own one-man steam show
backed up with a very logical and legitimate excuse to do it. In
other words, he might have looked very silly, running his old steam
engine out there alone, and stoking it with cobs, except for the
fact that a national crisis in combustible gas made it seem so very
sensible.

And that is the very excuse every steam engineer secretly hopes
for whenever he unlatches his barn door and slides it back to get
his Iron Horse out. He wants to have that responsible feeling that
his particular engine is doing a service performing a mission and
certainly not to be considered a play-toy. And, most of all does he
want to convince his neighbors, who are watching, that come hell or
high water, steam is still around to get the job done when all
other power fails.

So, we need a national crisis to make us revert back to the old
and steady power, to convince ourselves and others of its worth.
And, oftentimes, as I stand around and watch the big engines
running idly hither and thither over a steam threshermens’
reunion grounds, I get that sickly feeling that they are not really
performing the function they were built for. Like a
beautifully-restored steam passenger locomotive pulling a few cars
over a mile or two of rails at some historic railroad museum. When,
actually, it was made to haul fifteen cars of mail, baggage and
passengers to their distant destinations at a rapid clip and
arriving on time. Even I get more satisfaction and delight, doing
little chores with the mighty Joe Dear, than just driving willy
nilly and in circles to hear the engine run. But let a limb drop
that has to be dragged in, or a trailer that needs moving and then
I have all the excuse in the world for getting it out and having my
fun, without the neighbors calling me ‘nuts’.

Had the T-V shown the man driving his Russell through his field
in normal times, the viewers would have only laughed at his antics.
But, haunted by a gas shortage, they not only admired him but
actually revered him as a sort of ‘Gray Champion’ out on
the front line, fighting their battles for them.

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