Iron Man Of The Month

By Joe Fahnestock
Published on September 1, 1972
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Courtesy of Joe Fahnestock, Union City, Indiana 47390.
Courtesy of Joe Fahnestock, Union City, Indiana 47390.
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Courtesy of Joe Fahnestock, Union City, Indiana 47390.
Courtesy of Joe Fahnestock, Union City, Indiana 47390.
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Courtesy of Joe Fahnestock, Union City, Indiana 47390.
Courtesy of Joe Fahnestock, Union City, Indiana 47390.
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Courtesy of Joe Fahnestock, Union City, Indiana 47390.
Courtesy of Joe Fahnestock, Union City, Indiana 47390.
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Courtesy of Joe Fahnestock, Union City, Indiana 47390.
Courtesy of Joe Fahnestock, Union City, Indiana 47390.
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Courtesy of Arlo Jurney, Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
Courtesy of Arlo Jurney, Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

Union City, Indiana.

Swartzendruber-a name to reckon with, let alone spell or
remember. It was three years after receiving a letter from Omar
Swartzendruber and two personal visits that I was even able to
mentally visualize the name sufficiently to register in my
memory.

And, when I did decide to seek out the natural habitat of this
man with the long, unpronounceable name, my task was made none the
easier, simply because I could neither spell nor speak the
nomenclature of the one for whom I was searching. Indeed, no one
thereabouts in ‘them thar hills’ could either elucidate
about the man with the long, unspeakable name, or guide to his
whereabouts, except to advise me to ‘bar to the left, then to
the right and ask the folks up the lane.’

Finally a pudgy little gentleman, leaning on a crooked cane
beside a little red country schoolhouse at the crossroads did
recall a certain fellow with a lot of old machinery out beside the
red bank barn further on up the winding road.

‘I rec’llec the opened up the road with a bulldozer
after the blizzard of ’50,’ quoth he. And on we went over
the winding, hilly country turnpike, veering to the right, thence
to the left, until the stench of piggy manure stopped the motor of
our little red truck right smack in front of someone’s hog
barn.

The bearded gentleman from within laughed at our dilemma, then
directed us to follow the winding path on the other side of his
barn to the haunts of the man whose name we couldn’t pronounce.
And even after visiting a couple hours with him, I still
couldn’t spell Swartzendruber until I had arrived back home and
read it printed in a book he had given me.

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