The Ladies Page

By Mae Baber
Published on November 1, 1969

COUNTRY ECHOES

Since we last met on the Ladie’s Page life has handed us
many experiences, but the one that stands out rather stickily is
having an egg thrown at us on a Saturday morning – and this at 5:30
A.M. We were driving out of Boise, Idaho, headed back to
Wisconsin.

We were just getting settled back into our seat belts. Dawn was
spreading a rim of light across the surrounding buttes. SPEED ZONE
AHEAD reminded us to slow to the prescribed limit. And then it
happened. CRAACK – SPLUISH!

‘What was that?’ I shouted in a most unladylike way.

‘I don’t know,’ was my husband’s startled
answer. But then I turned my head and my tongue came darting out of
my mouth in the second unladylike gesture of the morning. It turned
down in distaste as I looked at the window which had protected my
nice clean head.

‘Uish,’ I said in dismay. ‘Uish. Keep on
driving.’ I shouted orders like a seasoned sergeant to a
company of green rookies. ‘Don’t stop. PLEASE,’ I added
with dictatorial firmness. ‘If that goop ever runs down in the
window we are going to have a mess.’ Involuntarily I moved over
closer to Alfred. Whoops! The seat belt was holding me. I pushed
the release gadget and again I almost shouted. ‘Look! Just
look! What is it?’ By now it practically covered the whole
window and the wind was working it around in strange, sloppy
patterns.

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